puppet frying device

this apparently useless mecanism can come in handy when haunted by the memories of legless dolls of infancy. i used to melt barbies with matches, and found my fetish of the past fulfilled when i saw this practical burner which accelerates the process in a simple machine that melts your dolls without all the plastic stingy slither stuck to your fingertips. on sale for very reasonable thousands of euros in a specialized art gallery. not without a devious infantile sense of irony.